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Perfect (as if) "BF"

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 12, 2009, 9:47 PM


I was tagged. Thanks Justi.
WARNING! This journal entry may contain randomcrazyblah and some nonsensicalasity.
But I'm tired. So get over it.



DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT GUY OR GAL

Physical:
Hair: Uhm...I like dark-ish, maybe red...either buzzed, normal-ish, or long (as in past shoulders--and taken care of properly), but not in between those. That's just annoying.

Eyes: Green's nice, but blue's cool, too. Hazel's okay, but then they'd be the same as mine... Pale eyes are weird, but sometimes in a good way. Deep and/or dark eyes are better, though.

Skin: Pale-esque for the whities (or anyone who's white enough XD), medium tan for those who can pull it off (dark crackers, Hispanic, etc.), or most any range of black... I'm not too picky about skin color.

Weight: Within a reasonable range for his height and body type... Whatever's right for him is fine by me.

Height: As long as I can hug him without jumping too far I'm fine. Unless he's shorter than me (by a lot)...but pretty much anyone much shorter than me is kind of weird in a good way!. I could fairly easily let height slide if he's otherwise entirely awesomesauce, though.

Bodytype: Hmm. Manorexic is waaay too thin (no duh), but seriously overweight is taking it too far the other direction. Some muscle is nice, but too much is kinda scary.

any other: A few piercings are okay--but no plugs or anything really strange or gross; a tattoo or two would be fine, as long as they aren't extremely obvious in everyday clothing and stand for something really important to him... facial hair is generally considered gross, excepting the few people that can pull it off.


Perfect date:
place: Walks are fine, but if it's too hot or he seriously wants to excercise, count me out. Sitting around somewhere talking is okay, too, but if he really, really wants to talk (with a lot of input from my side of the convo) I'd hope there's not a whole lot of eating involved, or I'll get distracted from talking by food or from food by talking...it happens, mmkay? Uhm...going shopping could be fun. He can't expect me to go try on clothes for him, though (I dunno why he'd expect that...though it is entirely possible)...we'd be much more likely to look at movies, video games, food, random cool stuff, etc.. I think you get the idea. Oh, and probably the best is just chillin'. Watching movies or playing games..just stuff.

time: Mornings don't really work for me. Either afternoon or evenings are good, depending on where we'd be going and all.

activities: Chillin'. Games, movies, TV, computering, messing with the cat, baking a pie, rolling around on the floor, drawlzing, eating a pie, puzzles.....again, just stuff.

length: Depends on the date, but probably a few hours at least...maybe a whole day. If I can stand to be around one single person (or a group of people) for more than an hour or two, they're obviously doing something right.

goodbye: Starting out he can't expect much..or if he does, he's not getting it. First date would be just saying goodbye, maybe a hug if it was fun. Somewhat quickly progress to forehead & cheek kishes, and eventually to real kisses. Maybe; depends on who. Aaand he's not getting more than that for a very, very, very long time, if at all, no matter who he is.


Personality:
Where to begin... Not too loud (but still loud enough), and needs to have the capability of being very patient, understanding, reassuring, etc., and of just shutting up every now and then. I'll listen to most everything he says, but when I'm saying something I expect the same. Also, he should probably take note of any important things I tell him, because I don't repeat stuff very often (unless asked, which he very well may do). We shouldn't be having conversations repeatedly, either--that can become very bothersome after a while. Ahhhh..the only other things I can think of right now is that he should probably learn pretty quickly about and be able to near-fully cope with my little quirks...OCDness, randomness, quietness, need for a near-consistent personal bubble (unless given express permission), etcetera...and that he's gotta at least be okay with animals--cats and fish to start, then hedgehogs, ball pythons, very small and/or very large dogs...yeah, && that's just the beginning. Oh--he doesn't have to be the smartest person in the world, but...well, let's put it this way: if he can understand even a third of the jokes in The Big Bang Theory, he's covered.


Other details:
Pet names: I'd rather not be called by an animal or fruit name (unless it is approved, or good-sounding in French)...and random "fad" nicknames/pet names are dumb...we should choose something and stick with it. No sickly sweet ones, either.

How do you spend spair time together: Refer to the "Perfect Date" section...in case you missed it, we've been over this twice.

Who asked who out: Doesn't matter.

Write other stuff you wanna say here:
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I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.


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I don't think they'll all read it. Oh well.
At least Kevin might do this if he sees it :lmao:

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:iconkirbyfreak73:
The studio that I go to (did I already rant on about it?) is having an art show in a few weeks. Interested?

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When I'm inspired without a sketchbook to draw on, I tend to pace rapid circles around pieces of furniture. What about you?
:iconfrousse-figure-justi:
thank you for the watch.

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interviewer: maya, you always have a lollipop in your mouth. You like them that much?

maya: Do I? Hmm...(Laughs) I've never thought about why. I guess I just really like candy. I'm still a baby. I always like to have something in my mouth.
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Hey Crusnik-01,

thank you for :+fav:ing my stock photos. I hope you will consider using them :D
Don't forget to send me a link so I can :+fav: it, then.

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Oh, heehee... heh... I've figured it out... :)
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argh...help! how do i make d.a. stop asking about prints????? DX this is ridiculous. I'm lost.
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:iconlife0savers:
I BEAT ASMODE! RAWR.

...and that ugly rage elf.
:iconcrusnik-01:
>3

..now you just gotta help me beat them~ XD
:iconlife0savers:
Yes! It was surprisingly easy...

I also beat the rage elf so yeah...

Hope you get on before 8:30 today!
I missed you two hours ago! DX
I was autoing...

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